Top 23 Funny Compassion Quotes

#1. Living takes courage. So does dying.

Juliet Blackwell

Funny Compassion Quotes #15127
#2. If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.

George Carlin

Funny Compassion Quotes #221211
#3. As a kid my heart would break for the villains.

Criss Jami

Funny Compassion Quotes #295823
#4. I would not change my native landFor rich Peru with all her gold

Isaac Watts

Funny Compassion Quotes #415588
#5. It's funny how, in this journey of life, even though we may begin at different times and places, our paths cross with others so that we may share our love, compassion, observations, and hope. This is a design of God that I appreciate and cherish.

Steve Maraboli

Funny Compassion Quotes #628975
#6. Was I born patient
or have the years of waiting
taught me to be?

Tyler Knott Gregson

Funny Compassion Quotes #663813
#7. It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.

Alanis Morissette

Funny Compassion Quotes #899174
#8. The cure for cynicism is simply to engage honestly.

Jeremy Paxman

Funny Compassion Quotes #1055719
#9. Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.

Bauvard

Funny Compassion Quotes #1174735
#10. You shut your door to these poor women," he said so they could hear him, "and you'll answer for it the rest of your lives. You won't sleep. You'll choke on drinks. The food you eat'll block up your bowels and you'll die of your own shit.

Glendon Swarthout

Funny Compassion Quotes #1262693
#11. Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.

Don Roff

Funny Compassion Quotes #1271434
#12. When you make a movie, it's just so personal and then you put it out in front of people and it becomes something else.

Jennifer Yuh Nelson

Funny Compassion Quotes #1277303
#13. The writer is the person who stays in the room.

Ron Carlson

Funny Compassion Quotes #1340202
#14. I only hope, for the sake of the rising male sex generally, that you may be found in as vulnerable and soft-hearted a mood by the first eligible young fellow who appeals to your compassion.

Charles Dickens

Funny Compassion Quotes #1392790
#15. All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

Mark Twain

Funny Compassion Quotes #1413223
#16. I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.

Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Compassion Quotes #1415888
#17. Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!

Manasa Rao

Funny Compassion Quotes #1632466
#18. I think what love is changes over time, as you grow older, learn more, do more.

Dorothy Koomson

Funny Compassion Quotes #1641471
#19. With her eyes alone she could give this response, this absolutely erotic response, as if febrile waves were trembling there, pools of madness ... something devouring that could lick a man all over like a flame, annihilate him, with a pleasure never known before.

Anais Nin

Funny Compassion Quotes #1663104
#20. Everyone in the room stared at me like they expected me to grow fangs and sparkle.

Carrie Harris

Funny Compassion Quotes #1679678
#21. I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers lack basic human
compassion, or were you just not hugged enough as a child?"
Trust Me

L.A. Witt

Funny Compassion Quotes #1700805
#22. You only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life.

Frederick Lenz

Funny Compassion Quotes #1767338
#23. My two brothers and I grew up in the theater, going everywhere with my parents when they performed.

Demian Bichir

Funny Compassion Quotes #1828432

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