Top 17 Funny Comebacks Quotes
#1. Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.
Lloyd Alexander
#2. You want to pass, or miss a turn. You have to move, though. When you do, you're suddenly weak. Zugzwang.
Patrick Downes
#3. Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie
Julie Kagawa
#4. Without setbacks there'd be no comebacks, and everyone loves a come.
Kyle Johnson
#5. And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese
Lucian Bane
#6. The whole house seemed to exhale a melancholy breath of emptiness
Michael Chabon
#7. I glared at him. "You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?"
"Yeah." He smirked. "I crossed the street. It was really rough.
Leila Sales
#8. Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch!
Lisi Harrison
#9. If you do something that's really original, you discover why everybody else does it the other way, usually. There's a reason cliches exist, 'cause they work.
Doug Liman
#10. I have made 'start, grow and stay' a big part of my administration.
Ed Lee
#11. Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.
Mark A. Cooper
#12. Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser.
Sarah Rees Brennan
#13. Often, the fact that I haven't done something as a writer is all the reason I need to try it.
Jess Walter
#14. A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it.
Rafael Sabatini
#15. -"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid.
Lloyd Alexander
#16. How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
Mark A. Cooper
#17. (About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts.
Terry Pratchett
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