Funny Comebacks Quotes

#1. If you do something that's really original, you discover why everybody else does it the other way, usually. There's a reason cliches exist, 'cause they work. - Author: Doug Liman

#2. (About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. - Author: Terry Pratchett

#3. How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. - Author: Mark A. Cooper

#4. -"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. - Author: Lloyd Alexander

#5. A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it. - Author: Rafael Sabatini

#6. Often, the fact that I haven't done something as a writer is all the reason I need to try it. - Author: Jess Walter

#7. Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser. - Author: Sarah Rees Brennan

#8. Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away. - Author: Mark A. Cooper

#9. I have made 'start, grow and stay' a big part of my administration. - Author: Ed Lee

#10. Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel. - Author: Lloyd Alexander

#11. Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! - Author: Lisi Harrison

#12. I glared at him. "You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?"
"Yeah." He smirked. "I crossed the street. It was really rough. - Author: Leila Sales

#13. The whole house seemed to exhale a melancholy breath of emptiness - Author: Michael Chabon

#14. And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese - Author: Lucian Bane

#15. Without setbacks there'd be no comebacks, and everyone loves a come. - Author: Kyle Johnson

#16. Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie - Author: Julie Kagawa

#17. You want to pass, or miss a turn. You have to move, though. When you do, you're suddenly weak. Zugzwang. - Author: Patrick Downes