Top 17 Funny Comebacks Quotes

#1. Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.

Lloyd Alexander

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#2. You want to pass, or miss a turn. You have to move, though. When you do, you're suddenly weak. Zugzwang.

Patrick Downes

Funny Comebacks Quotes #305016
#3. Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie

Julie Kagawa

Funny Comebacks Quotes #325852
#4. Without setbacks there'd be no comebacks, and everyone loves a come.

Kyle Johnson

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#5. And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese

Lucian Bane

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#6. The whole house seemed to exhale a melancholy breath of emptiness

Michael Chabon

Funny Comebacks Quotes #493912
#7. I glared at him. "You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?"
"Yeah." He smirked. "I crossed the street. It was really rough.

Leila Sales

Funny Comebacks Quotes #839077
#8. Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch!

Lisi Harrison

Funny Comebacks Quotes #1149515
#9. If you do something that's really original, you discover why everybody else does it the other way, usually. There's a reason cliches exist, 'cause they work.

Doug Liman

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#10. I have made 'start, grow and stay' a big part of my administration.

Ed Lee

Funny Comebacks Quotes #1301091
#11. Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.

Mark A. Cooper

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#12. Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser.

Sarah Rees Brennan

Funny Comebacks Quotes #1454341
#13. Often, the fact that I haven't done something as a writer is all the reason I need to try it.

Jess Walter

Funny Comebacks Quotes #1483493
#14. A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it.

Rafael Sabatini

Funny Comebacks Quotes #1554109
#15. -"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid.

Lloyd Alexander

Funny Comebacks Quotes #1688904
#16. How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

Mark A. Cooper

Funny Comebacks Quotes #1776440
#17. (About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts.

Terry Pratchett

Funny Comebacks Quotes #1791382

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