Top 10 Funny College Reopening Quotes

#1. Don't use your past romantic relationships As a template for your new relationship. Every person is different. You yourself are now different. Make it new, make it better, make it great.

Sienna McQuillen

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#2. Every kid has a story to tell!

Marissa Moss

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#3. Even when my parents were together, they both had to travel and work, and it wasn't like they had nine-to-five jobs. In that way, it wasn't a normal family life.

Georgia Jagger

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#4. Olivia Newton-John - Australia's gift to insomniacs. It's nothing but the blonde singing the bland.

Minnie Riperton

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#5. Opposites generally create intense chemistry. There are more chances of fireworks when different people are together than similar personalities.

Sonam Kapoor

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#6. It is absurd for the Evolutionist to complain that it is unthinkable for an admittedly unthinkable God to make everything out of nothing, and then pretend that it is more thinkable that nothing should turn itself into everything.

G.K. Chesterton

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#7. The fear for a network is the viewer gets tired of you. Not that you lost any credibility, but they get tired of you.

Terry Bradshaw

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#8. The only prayer which a well-meaning man can pray is, O ye gods, give me whatever is fitting unto me!

Apollonius Of Tyana

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#9. I smiled back and I thought
how incredible that was, that they would find the time to smile. There was goodness in the world still, even if you couldn't always see it.

Jenny Valentine

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#10. It's easy to gravitate toward something negative as opposed to something positive, especially if you're an outsider.

Blake Judd

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