Funny Coffin Quotes

#1. The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.

Jerry Coleman

#2. We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin

Ray Wilkins

#3. Lief. That's not nice, considering all your sister has done for you," admonished Perl.
"Oh right. How could I forget that she made me bait for a snake, left me on house arrest in Ixia, and smuggled me into the Keep in a coffin.

Maria V. Snyder

#4. I'm a people's man - only the people matter.

Bill Shankly

#5. Every time I work on a scene or I work on the overall movie, I had my kids unconsciously in mind. Is that going to please them? Is it going to be funny for them? And if it is funny for them, is it going to be funny for their friends and their friends' friends?

Pierre Coffin

#6. Do you sleep in a coffin?" Okay, I admit that one was a little out of line, not to mention corny.
"Of course not," he laughs loudly. "I sleep in a bed." A pause. "Would you like to see it?

L. H. Cosway

#7. With apologies to Judy Garland and Cole Porter, all the world does NOT love a clown. John Wayne Gacy might have been the final nail in the coffin in terms of anyone associating clowns with funny (if a bunch of clowns die, do they all fit into one coffin?)

Christopher Lombardo

#8. There is magic in the memory of schoolboy friendships; it softens the heart, and even affects the nervous system of those who have no heart.

Benjamin Disraeli

#9. I know you've been through an ordeal, but you don't want to start drowning yourself in liquor. You'll find that it's easy to do, but by the time you realize it could start to be a problem, you're already over that cliff.

Kenya Wright

#10. Divine life is basically the inner freedom to choose the right and the good spontaneously.

Thomas Keating

#11. There are more 'Don'ts' in golf than there are in any other avocation in life.

Arnold Haultain

#12. A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.

Richard Steele

#13. Anybody can live good - soon as they decide the world can kiss they ass.

Daniel Black

#14. What you haven't experienced is also a part of you.

Marty Rubin

#15. I'm involved in issues, and issues are about grass-roots politics.

J. B. Pritzker

#16. I do not agree that an age of pleasure is no compensation for a moment of pain.

Thomas Jefferson

#17. Jesus sleeping in his mother's arms subliminally reinforce his counsel that we should learn to regard all our fellow human beings as if they were children.

Alain De Botton

#18. If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.

Martin Luther