Top 10 Funny Coconut Sayings

#1. I feel like I don't watch that many shows with death.

Lena Dunham

Funny Coconut Sayings #82513
#2. So long as I remain in Day's life, I will hurt him. Any other alternative is impossible.
Now, he is free.

Marie Lu

Funny Coconut Sayings #97921
#3. I don't stretch my body as if it is an object. I do yoga from the self towards the body, not the other way around.

B.K.S. Iyengar

Funny Coconut Sayings #231418
#4. She said in the way you might wish someone good luck on the lottery.

Gillian Flynn

Funny Coconut Sayings #309681
#5. If I ever have a conflict between art and nature, I let art win.

Robert Bateman

Funny Coconut Sayings #492081
#6. You're beautiful, Replied the fly, to the spider.

Pleasefindthis

Funny Coconut Sayings #564523
#7. Stared into my eyes as if searching for a coin she had dropped into a shallow pond.

Haruki Murakami

Funny Coconut Sayings #910123
#8. They spoke politely and with deference to the adults, whereas it went against my nature not to speak plainly. To many people speaking plainly is the same as speaking rudely. Whereas to me, if one was direct, it saved time and misunderstanding.

Theresa Breslin

Funny Coconut Sayings #1533021
#9. My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.

Demetri Martin

Funny Coconut Sayings #1753056
#10. The idea that you can dress up in some kind of a fake Indian outfit and get on stage is somehow acceptable in this country. That has to do with the fact that you have the Redskins, the Braves, you have people who dress up like Indians, people dress up like Indians on Halloween. That is acceptable.

Winona LaDuke

Funny Coconut Sayings #1832389

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