Top 12 Funny Cigar Sayings

#1. No method nor discipline can supersede the necessity of being forever on the alert. What is a course of history, or philosophy, or poetry, or the most admirable routine of life, compared with the discipline of looking always at what is to be seen? Will you be a reader, a student merely, or a seer?

Henry David Thoreau

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#2. Men are driven by who they are, what they do, and how much they make.

Steve Harvey

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#3. We don't need as much as we have. Hardly any of us need as much money as we have. It's true what they say about the best things in life being free.

Donald Miller

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#4. Most of the books that I've adapted I'm doing because I love the book and I feel like it's a great work of art in itself, and when it's a great book I feel as a director or a writer that I have a responsibility to rise to the level of the original. It makes me try to reach higher.

James Franco

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#5. Who are you, Lucy Snowe?

Charlotte Bronte

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#6. People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom.

Amy Poehler

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#7. They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.

Jim Norton

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#8. No government in the Middle East is innocent. Wars make the stock market go up, so no one in America is innocent either, nor anyone anywhere where capitalism reigns.

Roseanne Barr

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#9. Ultimately the product that any writer has to sell is not the subject being written about, but who he or she is.

William Zinsser

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#10. No one wants to die alone, even though that's how it happens to all of us, even though we pretend there's some other ways.

James Frey

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#11. I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."

Mitch Hedberg

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#12. Parents and children help each other to grow. In raising their children, parents are also raising themselves. Child rearing gives parents the chance to redo their own childhood and to improve on it.

Alicia F. Lieberman

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