Top 11 Funny Chuck Bartowski Quotes

#1. I want you more than
I've wanted anything in my life
and that frustrates the shit out of me
because you either can't or won't see it.

Harper Sloan

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#2. Why are you here?" I demanded, but the PM only smirks again.
"You've been a very bad girl, Ms Blakely."
I ease closer. "You're under the impression that I care, Ms Petrovic.

Ally Carter

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#3. Poetry is a hazardous occupation, very hazardous. There may be bad things in there inside you that maybe you can't handle.

James Dickey

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#4. Sex for men: when it's right, it's right; when it's wrong, it's still right.

Richard Fish

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#5. He traced a line in the dirt with his toe. 'This is a battlefield. Has been since Cain killed Abel. And don't let it get complicated. Gray it ain't. It's black and white. Good versus evil. You might as well choose sides right now.

Charles Martin

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#6. I would have had fun doing just about anything.

Clancy Brown

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#7. Few human beings are proof against the implied flattery of rapt attention.

Jack Woodford

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#8. The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.

Charles Lamb

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#9. My door remains always open to all constituents to discuss matters of concern to them.

Peter Slipper

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#10. He adds, wistfully, "I don't suppose you have syphilis, do you?"
"No."
"Pity. There's a study starting in Alabama that would have paid for all your medical care if you did. Although you'd have to be a Negro."
"I'm not that, either."
"Too bad." The doctor shrugs.

Lauren Beukes

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#11. People who are afraid to sacrifice somebody have no business talking about a common purpose.

Ayn Rand

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