Top 9 Funny Christmas Story Movie Quotes

#1. You live in the past,' Kate said. 'You live in your grandfather's time.' But she was wrong. The past was not something we could live in, because it had nothing to do with life. It was something we lugged about, as heavy as a sack of rotting apples.

Helen Dunmore

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#2. Everybody's damaged. It's just a question of how badly, and whether you're healing or still bleeding.

Angela N. Blount

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#3. I STOPPED FIGHTING MY INNER DEMONS. WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE NOW.

Darynda Jones

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#4. Sinatra created a kind of magic. You want those people to be part of your life.

Gloria Vanderbilt

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#5. The Shubert grandparents. No comfort there. He in uniform, she in a ball gown, displaying absurd self-satisfaction. They had got what they wanted, Sophia supposed, and had only contempt for those not so conniving or so lucky.

Alice Munro

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#6. I always treat myself to one meal on Sundays when I can have whatever I want. Usually it's pizza, which is my favorite indulgence.

Beyonce Knowles

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#7. When you get a walk-off homer, you get to do whatever you want. You need to be excited about it. You don't get too many of those, so you need to enjoy them when they come.

Albert Pujols

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#8. I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.

Jo Brand

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#9. Mr. Firefighter Derek, please douse my friend's fiery hole with your fire hose. Nobody likes a burnt burger.

K.M. Golland

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