Top 7 Funny Childcare Quotes

#1. When I became CEO, Puma was bankrupt on paper.

Jochen Zeitz

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#2. I don't throw lavish parties or nothing like that - I just want a bed and a TV.

Bruno Mars

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#3. The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks ... still safer than a Toyota.

Bill Maher

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#4. I know the different ways that I have lost. I think that's beneficial to me because I know how I got in those situations in the past, and I know how to avoid those situations.

Michelle Waterson

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#5. Disobedience to authority is one of the most natural and healthy acts.

Antonio Negri

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#6. Why do we cling to bigotry? Because bigotry, plainly, is convenient. It is a near-effortless way to both elevate one's stature and make a pity grab in this culture of victims that we have become.

John Ridley

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#7. I want to be the George Clooney of music.

George Clooney

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