Top 12 Funny Chewing Gum Quotes

#1. At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.

Anna Kournikova

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#2. [Latin] allows you to adore words, take them apart and find out where they came from.

Dr. Seuss

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#3. I've been really, really blessed. I got to perform on stage with Bob Dylan. I've gotten to sing with Mick Jagger.

Sheryl Crow

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#4. Clock hands move noonward

Allen Ginsberg

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#5. So many tremendous decisions in life are made because it is five o'clock.

Arthur Miller

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#6. original ideas are the easy part. Actually producing the idea as a successful product is what is hard.

Donald A. Norman

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#7. What if you're Gaudi and you know you're the best architect and everyone is saying that you're saying you're the best architect the wrong way?

Kanye West

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#8. TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Lloyd Wright

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#9. I toyed with making portraits based on people's discarded shopping lists found on the street, or old diaries bought on eBay, or other forms of borrowed stories. When I stumbled across the Missed Connections listings, I knew immediately I'd found it.

Sophie Blackall

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#10. He had enough experience in the business of prayer to recognize an answer when it showed up, though, however unwelcome.

Diana Gabaldon

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#11. What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. Why are elephants wrinkled? They don't fit on the ironing board. How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a goose. Why do elephants have trunks? Because they'd look funny with a glove compartments

Jodi Picoult

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#12. I am able to separate the mythological aspects of my religion from the practical ones. Jesus, his sacrifice, the Gospels? Those are true to me. Angels, demons, burning bushes, Revelations? Primitive people trying to express the ineffable. I don't need to be a biblical literalist to love my God.

Thomm Quackenbush

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