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Top 12 Funny Chew Quotes

#1. Obviously, it's a great privilege and pleasure to be here at the Yale Law School Sesquicentennial Convocation. And I defy anyone to say that and chew gum at the same time. - Author: Gerald R. Ford
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#2. I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. - Author: The Undertaker
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#3. As we wait, God reveals his purpose in the preparations he is doing within us, and our hopeful outlook is the result. - Author: Shelly Miller
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#4. And behind all this human movement the ocean bobbed and folded and slid, for nothing could keep still, not people, not water, not time. - Author: Ian McEwan
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#5. Please don't assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection - Author: Brandon Mull
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#6. At the danger of waxing nostalgic about the 'old days,' I don't want to be like everyone else. I want acceptance, but I want acceptance of my difference, not my sameness. It's a funny contract. The cultural machine wants to chew everyone up and turn them into this uniform little substance. - Author: Alison Bechdel
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#7. One of these days I'm gonna beat him in the face with the butt of my service revolver until an eyeball pops out. These are the thoughts that keep me happy. - Author: John Layman
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#8. The essence of your being reincarnates. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#9. We live in a hostile world that constantly seeks to pull us away from God. - Author: Billy Graham
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#10. I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice? - Author: Adam Jay Epstein
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#11. Mont Blanc confronted us, dazzling, immense, cut sharp out of the bue sky; more prosterous than the most baroque wedding cake, more convincing than the best photograph. It fairly took my breath away. It made me want to laugh. - Author: Christopher Isherwood
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#12. At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Author: Virginia Woolf
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