Top 8 Funny Census Quotes

#1. But decent motives don't always produce decent results. And the body is not the only target of rape. Violence does not always take visible form, and not all wounds gush blood." ~the dowager

Haruki Murakami

Funny Census Quotes #47781
#2. In many regions, war and terror prevail. States disintegrate. For many years, we have read about this. We have heard about it. We have seen it on TV. But we had not yet sufficiently understood that what happens in Aleppo and Mosul can affect Essen or Stuttgart. We have to face that now.

Angela Merkel

Funny Census Quotes #200247
#3. I believe if you go to a movie theatre, and you see something you think is incredible, if you walk out of the theatre and there was a bin in the lobby of DVDs of the film you just watched, you would buy four of them - one for you and three for your friends.

Kevin Spacey

Funny Census Quotes #470111
#4. The accountability of state legislators is so much more than federal legislators.

Rob Woodall

Funny Census Quotes #524848
#5. You have to choose: death or lies.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Funny Census Quotes #884145
#6. I'm wondering what to read next." Matilda said. "I've finished all the children's books.

Roald Dahl

Funny Census Quotes #1036153
#7. As a matter of fact, yeah, they were foolproof. The problem is that you don't have to protect yourself against fools. You have to protect yourself against people like me.

Jeffery Deaver

Funny Census Quotes #1280412
#8. When I think of my career, I can't help but think of the kid with his ball, falling in love.

Steve Nash

Funny Census Quotes #1482474

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