Funny Cash Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 26 Funny Cash Sayings

#1. There is no such thing as a harmless addition to the gospel. - Author: Erwin W. Lutzer
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#2. It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. - Author: Hedy Lamarr
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#3. In long-term relationships ... we are called upon to navigate that delicate balance between separateness and connectedness ... we confront the challenge of sustaining both
without losing either. - Author: Harriet Lerner
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#4. In God we trust, all others pay cash. - Author: Margaret Atwood
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#5. The deepest pain I ever felt was denying my own feelings to make everyone else comfortable. - Author: Nicole Lyons
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#6. Welcome to apartment life," Cash breathed.
"I sure know how to make a great first impression," I muttered, following Cash as he laughed. I didn't see what was so funny. I'd been yearning for that kiss for months.
"No welcome cookies for you then. - Author: Shaye Evans
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#7. The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash. - Author: David Letterman
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#8. This is how we cultivate determination: we veer but then, realizing we've veered, we make an effort to get back to the path. - Author: Peter Doobinin
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#9. Matthew Watkins: I need an afternoon pick-me-up. I accept cash and/or prizes that can be exchanged for cash. Also, hobbits. - Author: Jessica Park
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#10. I need you by me, beside me, to guide me, to hold me, to scold me, cause when I'm bad, I'm so, so bad. - Author: Donna Summer
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#11. He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time. - Author: Kasie West
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#12. Funny that all of Nixon's crimes - anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars - are all legal now. Discuss. - Author: Bill Maher
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#13. I made $3,000 opening for the Neville Brothers, and they paid me in cash. That was a bad situation, because I bought ridiculous stuff. I bought a snake bite emergency kit. Then I said to my friends, "Don't even worry about snakes anymore". My friend stepped on a worm, and I said, "Lay down!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#14. Tempting is not forcing. - Author: Peter Kreeft
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#15. I imagine myself as the broadcaster for a Cubs-White Sox World Series, a Series that would last seven games, with the final game going extra innings before being suspended because of darkness at Wrigley Field. - Author: Jack Brickhouse
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#16. I think the audience likes to be entertained. - Author: Bray Wyatt
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#17. Love drowns dreary thoughts
It gives wings to our heart,
It transports us into another world
A world of blissful choice - Author: Balroop Singh
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#18. Everything in this place was livid and lurid and living, and when he loved her and hurt her all at once she lived, too, higher and harder than she had thought she could. - Author: Catherynne M Valente
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#19. You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. - Author: Elayne Boosler
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#20. There is only one kind of life insurance, and that is pure protection based on a mortality table. All others are pure protection plus a cash value element that I call 'funny' banking. - Author: Venita VanCaspel
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#21. Mother liked beauty wherever she found it, and she found it in many different places, both in nature and in contemporary art. And that's where they pretty much parted company. Father ... anything that was abstract would to him automatically be not very good. - Author: David Rockefeller
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#22. We are the superhero, none of us individually, but all of us together. - Author: Hank Green
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#23. Nothing kills creativity so well as a big dose of negativity. - Author: Stella Payton
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#24. Sometimes I just want to burn down all the rules and start over. - Author: Libba Bray
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#25. As a political independent, I would gladly vote for any political party dedicated to limited government and entrepreneurship. - Author: Arthur C. Brooks
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#26. I never have free time, I don't know about you. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line in front of you and you get kinda flustered, you're like "Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I got things to do, okay?" - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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