Top 6 Funny Carlsberg Quotes
#1. We fucked, Ms. Lane. Even cockroaches fuck. They eat each other, too.
Karen Marie Moning
#2. Although this man spoke pure fluent ghetto, she liked his spirit. She could tell he was attracted to her, and that he was being ever careful with his words.
Brandi L. Bates
#3. After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.
Lennox Lewis
#4. If to enjoy even an enjoyable present we must have the assurance of a happy future, we are "crying for the moon." We have no such assurance. The best predictions are still matters of probability rather than certainty, and to the best of our knowledge every one of us is going to suffer and die.
Alan W. Watts
#5. The spectacle [of American politics] resembles that of swarms of insects changing from worms to wings. They must get the wings ordie. For our salvation, Mr. Wilbur Wright is providing wings. He will also have to provide a new insect to use them.
Henry Adams
#6. I don't need to have a retirement, retire your jersey, all that stuff to solidify my career.
Brett Favre
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