Funny Careers Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 28 Funny Careers Quotes

#1. Women have allowed you to think that, which is a part of their inaccessibility in using their second attention. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#2. I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner. - Author: Emma Stone
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#3. It's so funny the world we live in now. The years where you are most fertile, those are also the fertile years for career and personal growth. And so you're not encouraged to get pregnant in your 20s. But the 30s are when the biology kind of has you by the ovaries, so to speak. - Author: Staceyann Chin
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#4. I think I knew acting was what I wanted to do. But I was from this small town and there was no place for an adult to recognise it. - Author: Joan Allen
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#5. It's funny, I see Wendy Kaminer herself as a kind of guru - a guru of the fashionably cynical set. Yet she uses the term "guru" to minimize my career, to marginalize my thoughts and to trivialize my work, as well as those of others. - Author: Marianne Williamson
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#6. Momma, a welfare cheater. A criminal who couldn't stand to se her kids go hungry, or grow up in slumbs and end up mugging people in dar corners. I guess the system didn't want her to get off relief, the way it kept sending social workers around to be sure Momma wasn't trying to make things better. - Author: Dick Gregory
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#7. The user of the electric light
or a hammer, or a language, or a book
is the content. As such, there is a total metamorphosis of the user by the interface. It is the metamorphosis that I consider the message. - Author: Marshall McLuhan
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#8. My biggest fear in the world is going broke and having to depend on someone else again. - Author: Edgerrin James
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#9. To belong to Jesus is to embrace the nations with Him. - Author: John Piper
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#10. I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not rich, but I'm far from broke. I'm what you call a 'thousandaire.' - Author: Aries Spears
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#11. I'm having a wonderful time in training. It's so funny because you go through ups and you go through downs. People have to realize that my career started on a down. I got ripped off a Gold Medal at the Olympics but it didn't stop me and it made me a better person. - Author: Roy Jones Jr.
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#12. I usually find several ways to express myself: different moods, different days, different voices, different things, 'I'm lighthearted today, I'm gonna do this.' - Author: Fred Durst
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#13. Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career. - Author: Alexander Borodin
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#14. It's funny because the voice-over world is definitely another career. It's another outlet to be creative. But, I'm just not invested, in the way that I am with film and television. - Author: Emmanuelle Chriqui
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#15. It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That's sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn't happen to me. - Author: Joel Coen
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#16. I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#17. It's good for me to do things outside my comfort zone and push myself. - Author: Zoe Sugg
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#18. At a certain point we get to decide who it is we allow to influence us. - Author: Cheryl Strayed
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#19. I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers. - Author: Steve Martin
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#20. You can't jump for the stars if your feet hurt. - Author: Dan Brown
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#21. I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer ... I certainly wasn't going to kill him. That's hardly going to do my career any good, is it? - Author: Boy George
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#22. Then August knew. Thomas didn't dwell on things. Thomas was strong, and he didn't know what it was to be afraid. He knew he could get what he wanted, never questioning his identity or who he would be the next day.
He was everything August wasn't, and that's why August hated him. - Author: Kris Noel
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#23. Observations indicate that the universe is expanding at an ever increasing rate. It will expand forever, getting emptier and darker. - Author: Stephen Hawking
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#24. Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end. - Author: Edward Albee
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#25. I am inclined to say that the personal attendance and intervention of women in election proceedings, even apart from any suspicion of the wider objects of many of the promoters of the present movement, would be a practical evil not only of the gravest, but even of an intolerable character. - Author: William E. Gladstone
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#26. There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake. - Author: Robert J. White
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#27. There is nothing of which men are more liberal than their good advice, be their stock of it ever so small; because it seems to carry in it an intimation of their own influence, importance or worth. - Author: Edward Young
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#28. Jesus is coming back - it could even be today. - Author: David Jeremiah
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