Top 12 Funny Car Bumper Quotes
#1. The more desperate you are to reach heaven, the deeper you descend into hell.
Sarah Brownlee
#2. From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
Adrian Edmondson
#3. I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could, I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper.
Georgia Saratsioti
#4. With each step she took that brought her closer to where I stood, my heart pounded harder against my chest.
Jamie McGuire
#5. Hoping for something to change in the icy parts of our lives is not foolish. Springtime does come, and buds always bloom.
Christa Hesselink
#6. It is something that artists do all the time unconsciously, working in the style of someone they consider a great master. I just wanted to make that relationship literal.
Sherrie Levine
#8. For a tear is quickly dried, especially when shed for the misfortunes of others.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
#9. It was so much fun to play, that I've now had a taste for it and want to play more villains now.
Piper Perabo
#10. Aren't you a little old for your mom to be picking out your clothes for you? Really? Shopping at the Children's Place at your age? I'm sure there's some third-grader dying to know who bought the last navy I-sore shirt. (Nekoda)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#11. The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.
Erma Bombeck
#12. I like to swim. It's good for the body and it helps clear my head.
Carly Rae Jepsen
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