Funny Can't Fall Asleep Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 9 Funny Can't Fall Asleep Quotes

#1. I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#2. Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep. - Author: Rajneesh
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#3. The good news is, we're not bankrupt. The bad news is, we're close. - Author: Richard J. Codey
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#4. Time passes, and little by little everything that we have spoken in falsehood becomes true. - Author: Marcel Proust
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#5. The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup. - Author: Will Smith
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#6. I wish I had been less keen to inject my own opinions, but I was a teenager and your teenage self is generally an idiot compared to the adult you. That's the way it should be. If it's the other way around, you have a problem. - Author: Emma Forrest
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#7. My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#8. When she writes, which isn't often, I get insanely jealous of the way her mind works, the fact that she seems to create for her own pleasure and not to make herself known. - Author: Lena Dunham
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#9. I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep. - Author: Jimmy Fallon
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