Funny Can't Be Bothered Quotes

#1. Once I discovered the theater at Santa Clara and once I got into the theater program, I never got into specific criminal justice studies.

Michael Trucco

#2. Red always felt a little too big for his own body, like he was a clumsy ox locked in the china shop that was romance.

Barry Reese

#3. Me, as myself, I don't think I'm particularly funny. But I've noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing. Which, when I was little, really bothered me.

Madeline Kahn

#4. The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.

John Keegan

#5. France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.

P. J. O'Rourke

#6. I'm honestly kind of scared of horror films. My girlfriend always tries to expose them to me. Being in a scary movie and seeing all the fake blood and stuff definitely takes away from the magic and kind of humanizes scary movies to me now, though.

Chris Carmack

#7. I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.

Shannon L. Alder

#8. Gerardo; People can die from an excessive dose of the truth, you know.

Ariel Dorfman

#9. The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.

Francesca Annis

#10. Soldiers' bellies are not satisfied with empty promises and hopes.

Peter The Great

#11. I don't feel pressure ... I don't give a toss about it. I spent the afternoon of Sunday, 9 July, 2006 in Berlin sleeping and playing the PlayStation. In the evening, I went out and won the World Cup.

Andrea Pirlo

#12. Don't trust anyone over 30.

Pat Boone