Top 13 Funny Canadian Birthday Quotes

#1. Finally, my manager negotiated a deal where I got to produce my own records.

Waylon Jennings

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#2. The boy who walks in the light. The girl who shatters the shining glass.

Marie Lu

Funny Canadian Birthday Quotes #243413
#3. Easter celebrations are evidence of the increased benign influence of the Russian Orthodox Church and other traditional churches in our country on society.

Vladimir Putin

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#4. The more we understand God's truth, the more we are struck by the mystery.

Michael S. Horton

Funny Canadian Birthday Quotes #342386
#5. I wanted to be a forest ranger or a coal man. At a very early age, I knew I didn't want to do what my dad did, which was work in an office.

Harrison Ford

Funny Canadian Birthday Quotes #438559
#6. Basically, high protein, low carb. I work out three to four times a week. I definitely don't do the same thing every day, whether it be spinning or hiking or walking or doing the treadmill. I try to do something different every day. But definitely the one thing is, I sweat.

Molly Sims

Funny Canadian Birthday Quotes #443107
#7. There's a lot of glorification of startups and being a founder. People brush the failures under the rug, but that's the worst thing you can do. You kind of have to face it head on.

Christopher Poole

Funny Canadian Birthday Quotes #591585
#8. After years of pitched battles, my father was ready for a significantly less stressful career. Unfortunately, he decided to try raising a girl.

Brian K. Vaughan

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#9. It'd better. God owes me one, more than one.

Jamie McGuire

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#10. I think being a guest star on an ongoing TV show can be a nightmare, and I've done it a lot. You're walking into this family who's very comfortable where they are, and you have to jump on the train and be artificially comfortable. That's a very hard thing to do.

Janel Moloney

Funny Canadian Birthday Quotes #1191602
#11. Give no bounties: make equal laws: secure life and prosperity and you need not give alms.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#12. [Computer science] is not really about computers and it's not about computers in the same sense that physics is not really about particle accelerators, and biology is not about microscopes and Petri dishes ... and geometry isn't really about using surveying instruments.

Hal Abelson

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#13. The problem with telling people that they can do anything they want to do is that it is objectively, factually inaccurate. Otherwise the whole world would just be ballet dancers and pop stars.

David Nicholls

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