Top 14 Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings

#1. My parents taught me many of the things that people need in life to feel confident: practical things, such as managing finances, mucking out the goat barn, cleaning a house, doing repairs, mending a broken roof or a toilet.

Bryce Dallas Howard

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #18792
#2. ...these guys hate to be rejected. They think they've already found their place on Mt. Olympus. Your resting bitch face is reminding them that they're mortals.

Santino Hassell

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #226642
#3. I've been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No. No. They gave me hope, and they gave me encouragement, and they gave me a vision. That came from my education.

Craig T. Nelson

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #654701
#4. Everything will come right if you are pure and sincere. We want hundreds like you bursting upon society and bringing new life and vigor of the spirit wherever they go.

Swami Vivekananda

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #819353
#5. Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.

Daniel Nielsen

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #876764
#6. The American experience works when people embrace a set of shared values, you come, you work hard, you embrace these values and you're as American as anybody that came on the Mayflower.

Jeb Bush

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #1098298
#7. Nature awakens your senses and paying attention to sensory details inspires imagination.

Mary Schramski

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #1127673
#8. They're all tied together: taxes, Medicare, Social Security, and the debt. We've got to have a setting of priorities, and looking at it - at each of them as disconnected, I think, doesn't properly address these major challenges.

John McCain

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #1332545
#9. I'm convinced that you never have to give up liberties to be safe. I think you're less safe when you give up your liberties.

Ron Paul

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #1345551
#10. If an act of evil is to stain my soul, it will be for one of my own.

A. Zavarelli

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #1406784
#11. People think artists like 50 Cent don't have charisma, but it's just a different kind of charisma, a bully charisma, which is kinda frowned upon.

Earl Sweatshirt

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #1562052
#12. The presuming social view that mental health is not as serious as the media says it is, blocks progress. This too is political.

Tamara Hill

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #1571446
#13. Why haven't we, with all our cunning, experience, resolved this problem of fear completely? Isn't fear the cause of the 'me'?

Jiddu Krishnamurti

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #1754184
#14. What's the use of saying anything, when you're not even listening? - excerpt from: freefalling

Darlenne Susan Girard

Funny Canadian Beaver Sayings #1789487

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