Top 15 Funny Canadian Bacon Quotes

#1. I think it's the human condition to be frequently embarrassed by your parents.

Ivanka Trump

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#2. Mom. Mom, I ... All I ever wanted was for you to smile at me. If you praised me just a little bit or touched my cheek ... you'd make me so happy, I would cry.

Sakura Tsukuba

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#3. Ayurveda, the idea is to create harmony in your mind, body,

Heidi E. Spear

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#4. The rationality of the ruled is always the weapon of the rulers.

Zygmunt Bauman

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#5. Remember that everything that is good, whatever it's origin, comes from the holy spirit.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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#6. My mum brought me up on her own. All we really had was each other.

Russell Brand

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#7. 6on the Day when God will raise everyone and make them aware of what they have done. God has taken account of it all, though they may have forgotten: He witnesses everything.

Anonymous

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#8. I was raised in a Bronx public housing project, but studied at two of the nation's finest universities. I did work as an assistant district attorney, prosecuting violent crimes that devastate our communities.

Sonia Sotomayor

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#9. And we simply cannot be constant with the fact that God's cause is not always the successful one, that we really could be "unsuccessful"; and yet be on the right road. But this is where we find out whether we have begun in faith or in a burst of enthusiasm.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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#10. A naive belief in supernatural powers has been dispelled,

James Carroll

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#11. Believe in your passionate dreams.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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#12. By the fall of 1918, it was clear that a nation's prosperity, even its very survival, depended on securing a safe, abundant supply of cheap oil.

Albert Marrin

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#13. John F. Kennedy responded, as he often did when at his best, skillfully mixing dollops of wit with, self-deprecation, and the principle of not-really-going-near-the-question.

David Pietrusza

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#14. People in the business will stay with you through drugs and alcohol and divorces and insanity and everything else, but you have a failure, pal, and they don't want to know nothing about you!

Don Johnson

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#15. Oh yeah, I believe in God. I think there's much more evidence that there is a God than that there isn't. I don't believe that Mother Theresa and Hitler go to the same place.

David Zucker

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