Funny Camp Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 30 Funny Camp Sayings

#1. The idea of vegetarianism is of immense value; it is based on great reverence for life. - Author: Rajneesh
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#2. When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp. - Author: Elizabeth Taylor
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#3. The impulse for much writing is homesickness. You are trying to get back home, and in your writing you are invoking that home, so you are assuaging the homesickness. - Author: Joan Didion
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#4. When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow - Author: Josh Stern
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#5. What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. - Author: Haven Kimmel
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#6. Why would any writer in her right mind ever consider making a movie instead? That's like going from being a monk or a nun to serving as a camp counselor for hundreds of problem children. - Author: Amy Tan
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#7. When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group. - Author: Shirin Ebadi
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#8. I was raised a nice Jewish boy in a Conservative household. Went to Camp Ramah. It's funny actually. I think I enacted my queerness there unconsciously. I was kind of one of the weirdos. I was on staff and definitely interested in alternatives to what that social structure was supposed to be. - Author: Jay Michaelson
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#9. She shows up everywhere, at any time, like she can guess
what we're going to do before we do it."
"The lady is good at what she does," Liam confirmed.
"Can you please not compliment the person trying to drag our asses back to camp? - Author: Alexandra Bracken
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#10. It is worth taking the leap for something you have always wanted to do because until you try you'll never know. Through the experiences I have had and the risks I have taken, I have gained courage and confidence. I didn't start with the courage and confidence. I started with the risk. - Author: Laura Davies
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#11. Creative writing teachers should be purged until every last instructor who has uttered the words 'Write what you know' is confined to a labor camp. Please, talented scribblers, write what you don't. The blind guy with the funny little harp who composed The Iliad, how much combat do you think he saw? - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#12. It's a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone's on heat. It's a strange energy. It's full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music. - Author: Alice Englert
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#13. You know," he said, "P.S.S. Piss Camp."
"Yeah, I get it," I said, "It's just not funny. - Author: Ripley Patton
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#14. One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp. - Author: Matt Labash
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#15. What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. - Author: Bill Bryson
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#16. They shouldn't call anything a boot camp unless you're going off to war. Standup boot camp has been a fantastic thing, for the people putting it on. They keep you out in the woods and won't let you come back until you're funny. Lenny Bruce came up with his Religions Inc. bit on a day hike. - Author: Andy Kindler
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#17. God puts the excess of hope in one man, in order that it may be a medicine to the man who is despondent. - Author: Henry Ward Beecher
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#18. We've created a tenfold core value protocol to make sure that we don't fall into an 'empire' attitude. - Author: Joel Salatin
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#19. Somewhere deep inside us we seem to know that we are destined for something better than strife. - Author: Desmond Tutu
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#20. UNDER THE STORM AND THE CLOUD TODAY, AND TODAY THE HARD PERIL AND PAIN - TOMORROW
THE STONE WILL BE ROLLED AWAY, FOR THE SUNSHINE SHALL FOLLOW THE RAIN - Author: Joaquin Miller
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#21. The great Jewish Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel wrote, "The Greeks learned in order to comprehend. The Hebrews learned in order to revere. The modern man learns in order to use" ('God in Search of Man' p34) - Author: Paul F Herring
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#22. My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. - Author: Danny Masterson
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#23. And since I'm marrying into the Quartet, I have certain privileges and duties. If you're sleeping with Laurel - "
"I'm not sleeping with Laurel. We're dating."
"Right, and the two of you are just going to hold hands, admire the moon, and sing camp songs."
"For a while. Minus the singing. - Author: Nora Roberts
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#24. We wanted to meet him, for though we were neither of us naive people we had not wholly lost our belief that it is delightful to meet artists who have given us pleasure. - Author: Robertson Davies
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#25. Later, they also found a camp of outlaws who, when offered the chance to join the rebel ranks, unsheathed their daggers and threatened to cut the three into tiny, bloody pieces and eat them for dinner.
They too that as a firm no. - Author: Morgan Rhodes
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#26. Percy: I'll walk down to the cabins and Connor and Travis are stealing stuff from the camp store, and Silena is arguing with Annabeth trying to give her a new makeover, and Clarisse is still sticking the new kids' head into the toilets. It's nice that some things never change. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#27. Actors are a really funny bunch of people, especially the X-Men cast. They're super funny and super nice, and they like to go out and get drinks and dinner and hang out. It's an experience. It's a summer. It's like camp. Everybody gets together and hangs out. - Author: Evan Peters
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#28. We work for the families back home, we do not work for the lobbyists that prowl the halls of the capital building, do not forget who we work for. - Author: Brian Schweitzer
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#29. I found my friends very amusing the first time because they are funny and amusing. They really are because they're people who've got everything. They're sort of like camp caricatures of what you expect an aristocrat should be: vicious, rude, caustic unpleasantries. - Author: Duncan Roy
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#30. I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. - Author: Charlie Sheen
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