Funny Burpee Quotes

#1. The authentic human has the might of compassion and the creative power to do any manner of good.

Bryant McGill

#2. I had to face: I had chosen. My choice, this was love. I had chosen I think the way out of the chains of the cage. I needed this woman. Without her to choose over myself, there was only pain and not choosing, rolling drunkenly and making fantasies of death.

David Foster Wallace

#3. My daughter gets to paint my nails and put clips in my hair, and I love it.

Ricardo Antonio Chavira

#4. Never write a letter and never destroy one.

Cardinal Richelieu

#5. My mum was one of those people who really wasn't allowed to be an artist, because she worked in a factory and she came from the war and all that stuff. She really has an artist's soul.

David LaChapelle

#6. When was in prison I admired him for his moral strength ...
Of his period in power I can see few results. Apartheid no longer exists, at least to all appearances, but no one understands what the new government in South Africa is doing.

Mengistu Haile Mariam

#7. The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, and this without any qualification as to their condition or degree, as is the case in the British government.

St. George Tucker

#8. I have a self to recover, a queen. Is she dead, is she sleeping? Where has she been, with her lion-red body, her wings of glass?

Sylvia Plath

#9. Well, we have brought certain things upon ourselves. I've certainly brought things upon us with my mouth.

Billy Corgan

#10. Your mind is your greatest power. Use it well.

Aneta Cruz

#11. Now he knew there was so much more to her story and damn if he didn't want to read the whole book.

Cassandra Samuels

#12. Every filmmaker knows that when you make a book into a movie, the first thing you have to do is kill the book, unfortunately. You've got to recreate it.

Sam Raimi

#13. WHEN we don't get the results we want in our military endeavors, we don't blame the soldiers.

Dave Eggers

#14. Actors and actresses who say they never go to see their own pictures are talking through their hats. You don't have to be a Freud to know that the most fascinating person in the world - actors or anybody - is yourself.

Paulette Goddard