Top 7 Funny Burglary Quotes

#1. Those that govern most make least noise.

John Selden

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#2. I always loved acting - though what I did in my teens was probably more eclat than elan. But I wasn't sure about doing it professionally.

Rory Kinnear

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#3. Dogman remembered the smell of her hair, the sound of her laugh, the feel of her back, pressed warm and soft against his belly while she slept. Well-used memories, picked over and worn thin like a favourite shirt.

Joe Abercrombie

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#4. Whenever people reach out the hand of friendship towards me, I am not going to refuse that hand.

Martin McGuinness

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#5. Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back.

Karina Halle

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#6. Criticism hurts most because it comes from another person and abuse is most damaging when it comes from someone who should love us.

Dave Mearns

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#7. I don't think you can hold in your mind the full conception of what the world is.

Anne Rice

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