Funny Bungee Jumping Quotes

#1. No one has too much time on their hands, even if they had the ability to live five-hundred years.

K.R. Royal

#2. You've been a bad little mortal.

Kresley Cole

#3. If you want to retire happy, great health is important. The foundation for all happiness lies in health. Physical, mental, or spiritual health - you must use it or lose it!

Ernie J Zelinski

#4. Part of the fun of acting is the research, finding out about other people.

James Gandolfini

#5. Bereaved people who make the most effort to avoid feeling grief, research suggests, take the longest to recover from their loss.

Oliver Burkeman

#6. Hairy Mammal whaddya want

Allen Ginsberg

#7. There's probably no subject with quite so many conflictin' opinions about it as there are about food, and 'tis better to swap bubble gum with a rabid bulldog than challenge a single one o' the varyin' beliefs your average human holds about nutrition.

Tom Robbins

#8. Then he thrust the knife into my stomach and said:
You're shaking.

Hassan Blasim

#9. Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

W.T. Purkiser

#10. There is no trophy for the team that sails the most.

James Spithill

#11. Those guys are doing the Koch Brothers bidding and are against all the evidence of the rational mind, saying global warming does not exit. They are contemptible human beings. I wish there were a law you could punish them with. I don't think there is a law that you can punish those politicians under.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

#12. You." So they said, "You'll kill our poor women. You'll kill our children." This is

A.W. Tozer

#13. Marketing is for companies who have sucky products.

Fred Wilson

#14. Grief is a hole you walk around in the daytime and at night you fall into it.

Denise Levertov

#15. Tell your friend that in his death, a part of you dies and goes with him. Wherever he goes, you also go. He will not be alone.

Jiddu Krishnamurti