Funny Brummie Quotes

#1. For a man, he has to learn how to get along without a woman for periods of time. For a woman, she has to learn how to get along without a man for periods of time. That's how men and women learn to be able to get along with each other. - Author: Art Hochberg

#2. Christmas is a rare occasion when we are reminded that we have obligations to people we did not choose to be related to, and that love is not just a spontaneous feeling but something we sometimes really have to work at, with people we may not even much like. - Author: Julian Baggini

#3. I hate putting up taxes. - Author: James Callaghan

#4. I cannot become modest; too many things burn in me; the old solutions are falling apart; nothing has been done yet with the new ones. So I begin, everywhere at once, as if I had a century ahead of me. - Author: Elias Canetti

#5. Working people of this country want economic security. The worst possible thing you can do for those families is bust the public finances, have some welfare system this country can't afford. - Author: George Osborne

#6. Individualistic people die on the great curves - Author: Saqib Abraham

#7. She's dead. She's dead. - Author: Karen Russell

#8. Market Street, a steamy puddle at every curb. We find our way down alleys, our crazy eyes making diamonds of the shattered glass that covers the streets and sidewalks. Nothing touches us. We float under the orange streetlamps. - Author: Jennifer Egan

#9. What love is depends on where you are in relation to it. Secure in it, it can feel as mundane and necessary as air - you exist within it, almost unnoticing. Deprived of it, it can feel like an obsession; all consuming - a physical pain. - Author: Jojo Moyes