Top 15 Funny Bros Before Hoes Quotes

#1. My phone is on my bed, whispering in my ear like a bottle of scotch to a recovering alcoholic, while the rain continues cackling at me through my window

Katja Millay

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#2. Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing soprano for a week.

Rick Riordan

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#3. No effect of work can be eternal.

Swami Vivekananda

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#4. As much as you put into it is as much as you get out of it.

Nuno Bettencourt

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#5. Achilles absent was Achilles still!

Homer

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#6. Let freedom reign.

Nelson Mandela

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#7. I think my wife and my kids are incredibly good to allow me to stay in public life given that they have to cop a whole lot of collateral attention that, being human, they'd rather not get.

Tony Abbott

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#8. The commander must establish personal and comradely contact with his men, but without giving away one inch of authority.

Erwin Rommel

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#9. Bernoulli's real contribution was to coin a word. The word has been translated into English as "utility". It describes this subjective value people place on money.

William Poundstone

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#10. It had all been a storm in a teacup.

David Howarth

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#11. There's an assumption in many of these cultures that these children are mentally retarded, when in fact they're not at all. I saw how the operation affects the child, as well as the child's family and often the village.

Roma Downey

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#12. It was challenging to understand what was necessary to successfully carry out all the training simulations that we, as crewmen, would experience, and make a very successful use of that training and education.

Buzz Aldrin

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#13. I don't need to get any validation by someone else who sits next to me in first class. If you think a seat in first class makes you a star, then you're not one.

Curtis Jackson

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#14. I'd prefer it if the coach said certain things to me face to face.

Samir Nasri

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#15. The rest of the band faded down to almost nothing while my dad did his best Bill Evans impression - except hopefully without the untreated hepatitis.

Ben Aaronovitch

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