Top 15 Funny Brighten Your Day Quotes

#1. It gets tiresome being spoken to as if you are a child, even if you happen to be one.

Patrick Rothfuss

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#2. I can't say that I knocked on every door, but the few that I did didn't respond the way I wanted them to, so I think it was kind of disenchanting enough for me to go back to being subterranean.

Jason Falkner

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#3. You have no reason to give up if you haven't tried all steps in the world yet! Try again if at first you don't succeed; Try no other option; Just try again with a better approach!

Israelmore Ayivor

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#4. Adam wasn't lonely because he was imperfect but because he was perfect. The ache for friends is not the result of sin.

Timothy Keller

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#5. Blackberry winter, the time when the hoarforst lies on the blackberry blossoms; without this frost the berries will not set. It is the forerunner of a rich harvest.

Margaret Mead

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#6. wedding anniversary aren't the people who never fought with their partners, but actually people who knew when to talk and when to shut up, always showing appreciation for the other person.

Gavin Bird

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#7. Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress.

Gail Sheehy

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#8. And now try to follow me, because I'm gonna be moving in a kind of circular motion, so if you pay attention, there will be a point!

George Huang

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#9. I held her tight all night. Later on when Gabe came in I told him I was keeping her. With a smirk he told me he'd return with some fresh clothes. A year ago I wouldn't have picked him out of a crowd - now it felt like he was my best friend. And I owed it all to the girl sleeping in my arms.

Rachel Van Dyken

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#10. It is important to die in holy places. That was one of the secrets of the desert. So Madox walked into a church in Somerset, a place he felt had lost its holiness, and he committed what he believed was a holy act.

Michael Ondaatje

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#11. But nothing has replaced the writer. He or she is still stuck with the same old job of saying something that other people will want to read.

William Zinsser

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#12. I was an altar boy and a choir member.

Cheech Marin

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#13. So often we measure
by what is false.
We should measure
by what is barely legible
barely in our dailiness.
It is the invisible that doesn't lie
the invisible through which
we see ourselves finally
on a back street in the world.

Peter Gizzi

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#14. I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

Bo Burnham

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#15. It is not a god that makes us more human, it is we human that make Gods.

M.F. Moonzajer

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