Top 15 Funny Bride Speech Quotes

#1. I've been pretty lucky - or slothful - in that I've never been a 'career builder.' I take the jobs that come along that feel right, and that's left me fairly open to all genres, really. But with 'Caprica,' the complex, dark and very smart script was the draw.

Eric Stoltz

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#2. Ruth knew very well what the killer thought he had heard: he'd heard the sound of someone trying not to make a sound - that's what he'd heard.

John Irving

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#3. Surprise is when a prime minister is assassinated during his speech. Suspense is when an assassin lurks while the prime minister speaks. Balancing surprise and suspense is the job of the thriller writer.

Ashwin Sanghi

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#4. As president, I will stand up to the great human rights tests of our time - in China, Russia, and the Middle East. We must send a signal to our allies and adversaries that America is back in the leadership business.

Carly Fiorina

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#5. Here is the fate of the man: To appear and to disappear!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

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#6. It is particularly in contacts with people of the same sex that one stumbles over both one's own shadow and those of other people. Although we do see the shadow in a person of the opposite sex, we are usually much less annoyed by it and can more easily pardon it.

C. G. Jung

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#7. I believe some people in this business suffer from fame because they behave in a famous fashion.

Stephen Rea

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#8. I probably owe an apology to fans that have been supportive and have not wanted to believe any of this was true. It takes a little bit of the sheen off of the mystique.

George Michael

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#9. Autocratic governments are masters of self-contradiction. They say one thing, do another.

Alastair Reynolds

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#10. Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on.

The Smiths

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#11. The bridge was hollow, and a hollow was inside the bridge.

Ransom Riggs

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#12. I cycled when I was at high school, then reconnected with bikes in New York in the late '70s. It was a good way of getting around the clubs and galleries of the Lower East Side and Soho.

David Byrne

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#13. You don't have to walk on water, it's how you walk on land.

Jason Crabb

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#14. I'd see child actors and I'd get so jealous, because they're just completely wide open.

Joaquin Phoenix

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#15. Reality is always so obstructive.

Eric Ambler

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