Top 11 Funny Bride Groom Quotes
#1. If you have but one friend, make sure you choose her well.
Muriel Barbery
#2. I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.
Jenna McCarthy
#3. Individuals can resist injustice, but only a community can do justice.
James J. Corbett
#4. The only place a man can be truly handicapped is in his mind, and that a man who can conquer his own mind has got the world at his feet.
Richard Price
#5. I see, eye see, what my heart feels, soul knows.
In flowing sound and glowing scenes, I touch the living dream.
Jay Woodman
#6. Don't spoil kids by trying to buy them off, to buy their time. Kids aren't stupid. They know a bribe when they see one. They want a parent not a payoff.
Carew Papritz
#7. To measur whether it is humility or depression, check whether you are advancing spiritually or going down.
Radhanath Swami
#8. Seriously, why was it tradition to stand when the bride came in? It blocked her from seeing her groom, who was the only reason she was there in the first place.
K.R. Grace
#9. I have a beautiful family. I want to be here, for my family.
Jayson Williams
#10. I think that to a very great extent we are partners with the divine in this enterprise called history. That is an ongoing relationship, and there is absolutely no guarantee that things will automatically work out to our best advantage.
Chaim Potok
#11. Police forces collect information to be used in a public court to get people convicted. Security services gather information that does not necessarily lead to people being prosecuted and in many cases needs to remain confidential.
Gijs De Vries
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