Top 25 Funny Brains Quotes
#1. Boys do suck the brains out of smart girls.
K.A. Tucker
#2. The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.
Josh Billings
#3. We can't hear the balance yet because the soloist is still on the airplane.
Eugene Ormandy
#4. I feel my brains, like a pear, to see if it's ripe; it will be exquisite by September.
Virginia Woolf
#5. It didn't scare me to be vulnerable because I think that's when you get something great.
Rachel Platten
#6. If you get your mind right, you get your life right.
Arash
#7. My name is Mr Bread." He began writing his name neatly on the board. "But you can call me Peter."
Suddenly there was quiet, as thirty little brains whirred.
"Pita Bread!" proclaimed a ginger-haired boy from the back.
David Walliams
#8. In the Baboon community, it is not how strong you are that is important, but who you know that counts
David Attenborough
#9. Gee-word?"
"Gods. What were you doin' the day they handed out brains, boy, anyway?"
"Someone was telling a story about stealing a tiger's balls, and I had to stop and find out how it ended.
Neil Gaiman
#11. Are we still a country that takes risks, that innovates, that believes anything is possible? Or are we a country that is resigned to whatever liberty the government decides to dish out?
Mitch McConnell
#12. In A Life In Books, author and graphic design visionary Warren Lehrer crafts a vivid kaleidoscopic odyssey that frames one man's life through not one, but one hundred different books - and book jackets ... An unmistakably modern evocation of the illuminated manuscript.
Jessica Helfand
#13. Dear God, what's it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.
Sherlock
#14. Hen the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different
Michael Buckley
#15. Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.
Noel Coward
#16. Royalty consists not in vain pomp, but in great virtues
Agesilaus II
#17. Yeah, but Jesus is the most important thing to me and I want to be bold about it.
Jonny Lang
#18. I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one?
Randa Abdel-Fattah
#19. I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?
Denis Leary
#20. Well, Alexander thought, any minute now, one of the girls he had carelessly discarded was going to come by the barracks with a gun and blow his brains out and on his tombstone the epitaph would read, Here lies Alexander, who couldn't remember the name of any girl he had fucked.
Paullina Simons
#21. Those are my five greats for Georgia today. Those were my five greats yesterday and they will be tomorrow and the next day, until your kisses get old. Then I'll have to think of something else.
Amy Harmon
#23. The humblest individual under heaven, Than might suffice a moderate century through. I knew that nought was lasting, but now even Change grows too changeable without being new.
George Gordon Byron
#24. It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.
Gillian Anderson
#25. The most prudent thing any intelligent animal can do, if it would prefer its descendents not to spend a lot of time on a slab with electrodes clamped to their brains or sticking mines on the bottom of ships, or being patronised by zoologists, is to make bloody certain humans don't find out about it.
Terry Pratchett
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