Funny Boxing Day Shopping Quotes

#1. Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.

Billy Joel

#2. Self praise is no praise at all.

Lord Byron

#3. Attack where he is unprepared; sally forth when he does not expect you.

Sun Tzu

#4. HOW TO MAKE A REVOLUTIONARY CONSCIOUSNESS IS: educate yourself. On the train, for example, read the same two pages of Das Kapital over and over, willing them to make sense.

Garth Risk Hallberg

#5. Often something that is in bad taste or considered to be in bad taste is something that's just very true but that people are unwilling to discuss or comment on.

Margaret Cho

#6. Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.

Stephenie Meyer

#7. I go in and out of season. I won't write for months, and then all of a sudden, I'll write like I've got a fever.

Daphne Gottlieb

#8. God is not the mere dead conception to which we have thus given utterance, but he is in himself pure Life.

Johann Gottlieb Fichte

#9. Besides, if it was the wrong choice, what difference was one more bad decision going to make?

S.A. Tawks

#10. If you haven't cried, your eyes cannot be beautiful

Sophia Loren

#11. The European nations' loss of sovereignty to the EU should be a warning to Americans.

Phyllis Schlafly

#12. I'm really proud of myself because I've pared my beauty regimen down to a cream blush and berry-tinted lip balm, which has saved me so much time.

Katherine Heigl

#13. Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer.

Ricky Gervais

#14. Support your libraries ... or else!

Margaret Atwood

#15. I think I would love a shot at remaking 'The Philadelphia Story,' as daunting as it is. I still think it's fantastic. I love the '30s comedies because they're allowed to be both comic and elegant, and the women are so complicated in them.

Michael Patrick King