Funny Bowls Quotes

#1. Are you moving out?"

"Nope. Lost a bet. - Author: Jamie McGuire

#2. One day I decided to try to have a complete day without tea. I was quite shaken. I was quite disturbed. - Author: Steven Morrissey

#3. They also accused her of being sardonic, and although there was uncertainty about the meaning of the word, they knew it was not a desirable quality in a woman, being one which gentlemen particularly disliked. - Author: P.D. James

#4. Writers rush in where publishers fear to tread and where translators fear to tread. - Author: Guillermo Cabrera Infante

#5. The audience are likely to remember only three things from your presentation or speech - Author: Stephen Keague

#6. He looked up at Stig and Hal. 'Told you this one was a keeper.' Lydia flushed as the two boys smiled. 'Shut up. You make sure you do your stuff with those two overgrown dinner bowls you call shields. - Author: John Flanagan

#7. Memory is a gulf that a word can move to its lowest depths. - Author: Victor Hugo

#8. Start with the impossible. Proceed calmly towards the improbable. No worry, there are at least five exits. - Author: Daniel Berrigan

#9. You call me Red again, Mister, and you won't need one. What you'll need is a pine box and a preacher to read about you lyin' down green pastures. - Author: Carolyn Brown

#10. What a crippling art writing is, no body to it, no craft, really. It's all in the mind and you never see it or feel it
only sometimes hear it. It uses only such a small part of man. I wish I were a sculptor. - Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh

#11. Sei: The Kudzu snacks were so good I had two and a half bowls but seeing you eat 16 and a half bowls was disgusting. I sriously considered killing you.
Okita: You're horrible! Besides then I'd bleed Kudzu snacks!
Sei: NOO! STOP!!! I CAN SEE IT!! I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES!! - Author: Taeko Watanabe