Funny Boot Camp Quotes

#1. Even when I use a word in the wrong order in a sentence, I get mad. It's very stressful.

Jet Li

#2. They shouldn't call anything a boot camp unless you're going off to war. Standup boot camp has been a fantastic thing, for the people putting it on. They keep you out in the woods and won't let you come back until you're funny. Lenny Bruce came up with his Religions Inc. bit on a day hike.

Andy Kindler

#3. I support myself. My wife and I together - it's all our household. I'm really proud of that.

Armie Hammer

#4. We may disagree on some things, but we can do so without being disagreeable.

Christine Gregoire

#5. It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best. - W. Edwards Deming

Joseph Grenny

#6. I watch too much cable, I admit. Day after day it gets frustrating. Yesterday I watched as someone called legislation to prevent teacher layoffs a bailout - but I know that's not a view held by many, nor were the views I was frustrated about.

Robert Gibbs

#7. We all grow into the beautiful person that we're supposed to be, some earlier, some later.

Sandra Bullock

#8. At the blind date,
deafen your ears
to hear the words
spoken with her eyes.

Khang Kijarro Nguyen