Top 12 Funny Bodyboarding Quotes

#1. When I was in high school I moved from the big city to a tiny village of 500 people in Vermont. It was like The Waltons!

Daphne Zuniga

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#2. Men lie, who lack courage to tell truth
the cowards!

Joaquin Miller

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#3. Bangkok 8 is one of the most startling and provocative mysteries that I've read in years. The characters are marvelously unique, the setting is intoxicating and the plot unwinds in dark illusory strands, reminiscent of Gorky Park. Once I started, I didn't want to put it down.

Carl Hiaasen

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#4. There's nothing like castrating 20 pigs before lunch. I did that during school whenever the need arose. They'd call out the agricultural class and put us in trucks to go help the local farmers.

Fred Ward

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#5. Aspirations pure and high Strength to do and to endure Heir of all the Ages, I Lo! I am no longer poor!

Julia Caroline Dorr

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#6. The truth is that the Quarrel of the Ancients and the Moderns is permanent. It began with Zinjanthropus (one million seven hundred and fifty thousand years ago) and will end only with humanity-- or perhaps the mutants who succeed us will take up the cause.

Francois Le Lionnais

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#7. Last day I saw him human, he was sad about the world.

Aimee Bender

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#8. Orientals, and the Malays in particular, are a sensitive people: delicacy of sentiment is predominant with them.

Jose Rizal

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#9. The cookie is the critical part. It's a word I created for sex and you've got to give a man all three things. If you miss one out, he is going to find it somewhere else.

Steve Harvey

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#10. Oh, painted smirk of a hopeless dawn, the girl is still wearing her breeches ...

Frances Hardinge

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#11. I've always felt that celebrity was wonderful for a lot of the perks that it could give you.

Judith Light

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#12. I have come a long way and learnt a lot. I read this quote about a year ago: 'Happiness must not be pursued; it must ensue.' It's made me realise that just being married again or something like that won't make me happy; the happiness ensues from how we live our lives.

Lucy Davis

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