Funny Bobblehead Quotes

#1. God is asking you to take care of this special place. He says: If a man is lazy, the rafters sag; if his hands are idle, the house leaks (Ecclesiastes 10:18).

Jim George

#2. Gods are like people. They believe anything if you tell them right way.

James Clavell

#3. When I think of the pace that I drove my first race, everything was happening a million miles an hour. Now when I get in the car everything happens so much slower.

Dan Wheldon

#4. Show me a person who sees himself negatively and I will show you a person who sees others in a negative way.

John C. Maxwell

#5. The single worst moment of my life ... was the moment I was born.

Jack Kevorkian

#6. I've never laid a cane on the back of a lord before, but if you force me to I shall speedily become used to the practice.

Stanley Kubrick

#7. I definitely think it opened doors for me and what was so fantastic about 'Downton' being showed over in the States, was that it helped get me noticed.

Rose Leslie

#8. A certain grasp of military affairs is vital for those in charge of general policy.

Carl Von Clausewitz

#9. I refuse to let the standards of evil people chip away at my capacity for integrity.

Stefan Molyneux