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#1. Destiny is another name for humanity's half-hearted yet persistent search for death. Again and again peoples have had the chance to live and show what would happen if human life were irrigated by continual happiness; and they have preferred to blow up the canals and perish of drought. - Author: Rebecca West
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#2. I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#3. My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#4. Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents? - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#5. From paying off friends' tax bills to rescuing stray dogs and stuffing £20 notes into the hands of homeless people, I can't get rid of my money fast enough. - Author: Julie Burchill
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#6. If you had told me at the beginning of the year that I was going to be a shoo-in for the Cy Young, I would have been absolutely ecstatic and amazed. - Author: Justin Verlander
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#7. I wouldn't want to do an average fashion line. I'd want it to be an amazing piece of art. - Author: Rita Ora
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#8. Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind! - Author: Dwayne Johnson
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#9. Together we can remind them there are no excuses to sit back and watch the cycle of extreme poverty continue. - Author: Auliq Ice
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#10. Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note! - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#11. What do gardeners do when they retire? - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#12. If you have difficulties making a decision, choose the lesser of the two evils. - Author: Rajneesh
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#13. There is nothing on earth that could ever make me want to relive certain years of my life when I was young. - Author: Johnny Depp
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#14. My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#15. I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#16. A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#17. I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#18. The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made. - Author: Hank Williams Jr.
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#19. Dreams can come true with God's great angels like you. - Author: Garth Brooks
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#20. My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#21. Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#22. Sometimes you feel things so much, so intensely, it becomes a new kind of numbness, the oblivion of overstimulation. - Author: Leah Raeder
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#23. I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#24. A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#25. I got my start in silent radio. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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