Funny Blue Jays Quotes

#1. What is a course of history, or philosophy, or poetry, no matter how well selected, or the best society, or the most admirable routine of life, compared with the discipline of looking always at what is to be seen?

Henry David Thoreau

#2. Certainly, one of the greatest achievements of the human intellectual spirit was the Arabic Translation Movement. Over the course of about 100 years, virtually the entire Greek Scientific and philosophical corpus was either translated or summarized into Arabic (McGinnis, 10).

Jon McGinnis

#3. The way you help heal the world is you start with your own family.

Mother Teresa

#4. If we agree that the world is not what it seems, then we have an important question: What shall we do about it?

Richard Bach

#5. Love is when you'd rather be hurt than hurt the one you love.

J.C. Reed

#6. I threw the opening pitch at a Blue Jays game, and after the pitch, the mascot asked me if I wanted him to sign the game ball, which I thought was funny. What would he write? "Best Wishes, Some Guy in a Bird Suit"?"

Ken Jennings

#7. I've always lived out of a suitcase. I was in a new city every three months. When I was a model, I traveled the world, and as an actor you're traveling from movie set to movie set. So I've never been in one place long enough for anything super-bad to happen.

Krysten Ritter

#8. Maybe sincerity is the new punk. But to me, I think I have to connect with something emotionally, on some level, or I don't care about it. And if I don't care about it, then I don't think anyone listening to it will, either.

Chris Cornell

#9. Pardon of sin must ever be an act of pure mercy, and therefore to that attribute the awakened sinner flies.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#10. Even a passenger on an airplane falling from the sky can't shake the hope that he'll be the one to survive.

Koji Suzuki

#11. If there's one thing that 'No Child Left Behind' has proven, it's that more academics don't make for smarter children - or even higher test scores. And yet we somehow refuse to accept this reality.

Darell Hammond

#12. I'd be a lot more excited about eliminating earmarks if we reduced all of the spending by whatever the earmarks used to be, but nobody's, apparently, going to talk about doing that.

Roy Blunt

#13. Tammy Faye, I really like the woman. I wanted to be her kid.

Jessica Hahn