Funny Bisaya Valentines Quotes

#1. I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants

David Copperfield

#2. I'm not sure why there's this anger in the youth, but we need to talk about it. Kids need to get help if they need help, and bullies need to be helped as well.

Crystal Bowersox

#3. In the morning, I wake up and find a pomegranate on my doorstep: red and perfect, round as the world itself.

Katie Cotugno

#4. I couldn't have been happier with the relationship we had with Disney, it couldn't have been easier.

Joel Coen

#5. They're just talking. They're flirting kind of like they're strangers, but at the same time they also seem to know each other really well. I don't get it."
"So they're taking it slow. What's wrong with that?" Bill asked. "Kids today, they just want things to go fast
boom boom BOOM.

Lauren Kate

#6. You get some success. You run into some walls ... it's how tenacious you are, how irrepressible, how ultimately optimistic and tenacious you are about it that will determine your success.

Steve Ballmer

#7. Theseus made unscrupulous use of Ariadne (whom he left on an island where Bacchus later found her-I always think that really meant she took to drink, poor girl).

Diana Wynne Jones

#8. If all these considerations are correct, then the appearance of eyes really could have ignited the Cambrian explosion. And if that's the case, then the evolution of the eye must certainly number among the most dramatic and important events in the whole history of life on earth.

Nick Lane

#9. This is perhaps the most important book on evolutionary genetics ever written

Ronald Fisher