Top 11 Funny Birthday Koozie Quotes

#1. I always studied because I knew I had to. I needed to survive and take care of my mother.

Maria Das Gracas Silva Foster

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#2. I would have told a thousand lies to have him, and a thousand more to keep him

Alexis Hall

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#3. One person I've always wanted to work with who would be an amazing guest star would be James Earl Jones.

Nancy McKeon

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#4. Show yourself!" Snape said, tapping the map sharply. It stayed blank. Harry was taking deep, calming breaths. "Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the information you conceal!" Snape said, hitting the map with his wand.

J.K. Rowling

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#5. It's terrible to be civilized, because when you come to the end of the world you have nothing to support the terror of loneliness.

Henry Miller

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#6. Become major, Paul. Live like a hero. That's what the classics teach us. Be a main character. Otherwise what is life for?

J.M. Coetzee

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#7. I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days.

John Mayer

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#8. It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy ... I only dread one day at a time.

Charles M. Schulz

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#9. During my film career, I have received love and affection from Indian cinegoers. I have received unconditional love from them.

Dilip Kumar

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#10. Even if nobody's singing, just when you talk, you're singing. I'll meet somebody and say, "Oh, I'm tone-deaf." I say, "You're not tone-deaf, because if you were tone-deaf you would speak like that. But you're 'Oh, I'm tone-deaf.' You already sang a song to me."

Wynton Marsalis

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#11. I started experimenting with jewelry in my 20s - I was playing around with gemstones and painting things in gold leaf, and it turned into this huge obsession for me, so I launched my first jewelry line, Jade Inc.

Jade Jagger

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