Funny Birth Control Sayings

#1. Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. - Author: Adam Carolla

#2. Wherever they might be they always remember that the past was a lie, that memory has no return, that every spring gone by could never be recovered, and that the wildest and most tenacious love was an ephemeral truth in the end. - Author: Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#3. I meditate not to escape the world but instead to be completely present. - Author: Joe Sacco

#4. Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregnancies without having to provide birth control to anyone. - Author: Heather Chapple

#5. I was a poster child ... for birth control! - Author: Rodney Dangerfield

#6. I mean, it's not just the rappers, you know what i'm saying? People want to attack anybody that's a large figure, you know what I'm saying? They did it to [Michael] Jordan, they did it to [Mike] Tyson, they did it to Bill Cosby, you know what I'm saying? They're gonna' attack you if you on top. - Author: The Notorious B.I.G.

#7. I suppose it is the lot of soldiers and Marines to be objectified according to the politics of the day and the mood of the American people about their war. - Author: Phil Klay

#8. While we are born with curiosity and wonder and our early years full of the adventure they bring, I know such inherent joys are often lost. I also know that, being deep within us, their latent glow can be fanned to flame again by awareness and an open mind. - Author: Sigurd F. Olson