Top 25 Funny Bike Quotes

#1. This is your life. You are responsible for it. You will not live forever. Don't wait.

Natalie Goldberg

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#2. Never mix the grain and the grape.

Anonymous

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#3. The Florida State League was considered the top A-league back then. You played in the spring training parks of major league teams, traveled throughout some great cities in Florida, and the pay was the best in A-ball.

Jim Evans

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#4. It's funny, people often ask me, "Why do you do bike tours where it takes three times the effort and you make one-third of the money?" My answer is that I'm trying to do it ethically. What does that mean, exactly? That conflict is a big part of my art.

Ben Sollee

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#5. My parents were not perfect, but no one's parents are. As childhoods go, mine was pretty comfortable and good in a lot of ways, and yet I still ended up with anxiety.

Scott Stossel

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#6. We've subsidized oil companies for a century. That's long enough. It's time to end the taxpayer giveaways to an industry that rarely has been more profitable, and double-down on a clean energy industry that never has been more promising. Pass clean energy tax credits. Create these jobs.

Barack Obama

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#7. There is no greater offence than harbouring desires. There is no greater disaster than discontent. There is no greater misfortune than wanting more.

Laozi

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#8. I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could, I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper.

Georgia Saratsioti

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#9. Well, as you know, there are many things in life that are not fair, that wealthy people can afford and poor people cant. But I dont believe that the Federal Government should take action to try to make these opportunities exactly equal, particularly when there is a moral factor involved.

Jimmy Carter

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#10. Gliding down the bike path on a Saturday morning, you whip by somebody peddling in the opposite direction and give each other a nod. For a moment it's like Hey, we're both doing the same thing. Let's be friends for a second.

Neil Pasricha

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#11. My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.

Jimmy Carr

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#12. We should regret our mistakes and learn from them, but never carry them forward into the future with us. - Lucy Maud Montgomery

Anonymous

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#13. I grew up in the '70s, and I hear in my own stuff a lot of what I grew up listening to, which is to say I hear a lot of Billy Joel, Paul McCartney, Carole King, Joni Mitchell and Stevie Wonder.

Jason Robert Brown

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#14. She felt one thousand years old. She also felt like maybe she was a condescending brat. She wanted her bike. She wanted her friends, who were also one-thousand-year-old condescending brats. She wanted to live in a world where she was surrounded by one-thousand-year-old condescending brats.

Maggie Stiefvater

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#15. Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.

Thomas A. Edison

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#16. It's not just the cheerleading thing I have a problem with, it's the whole jock enchilada. I'm all for a good game of basketball in teh driveway or a killer bike ride. But when there's tackling and grunting involved
no thanks.

Linda Ellerbee

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#17. Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers.

Bauvard

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#18. I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

Richard Lewis

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#19. As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done the same old way.

Robert Breault

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#20. We dream our dreams, she thought, and sometimes they take us places we never anticipate.

Tess Gerritsen

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#21. When you're starting out as an actor, there isn't much food around. I was lucky to have a hit pretty early on. I didn't starve too long.

Steve Guttenberg

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#22. You know a school is run by stuck-up sons of bitches when it doesn't even have a bike rack.

Francesca Zappia

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#23. I wasn't very good at the bike thing. Really, it was just dangerous to trust two skinny little wheels and spindly brakes with the considerably uncoordinated woman that is me.

Kathryn Smith

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#24. I have been consistent by staying true to who I am and will continue to sing the type of songs that those who have continued to support my career expect from me.

Dionne Warwick

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#25. Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.

Spider Robinson

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