Funny Beverly Hillbillies Quotes

#1. I ride horses once in a while, but I'm no expert. I hold on for dear life.

Emily Robison

#2. I never can understand how two men can write a book together; to me that's like three people getting together to have a baby.

Evelyn Waugh

#3. Colleen do you like doing this to your fans i cant even eat peanut butter in peace without thinking of Ren loves peanut butter. If i see white or black or hear forests and monkeys and waterfalls I go nuts!!!!!!

Nandanie Phalgoo

#4. And if the gods were to give me a choice between living a better life, having not met them, or a wretched life with the slightest chance of crossing their path, then I'd pick the wretched life over and over again.

Melina Marchetta

#5. Lying is easy. But it's lonely.

Victoria Schwab

#6. God gives us something amazing when he gives us life, and I want to live with gratitude. I want to live in a way that shows how much I appreciate the gift.

Shauna Niequist

#7. In my schoolboy reveries, we were always two fugitives riding on the spine of a book, eager to escape into worlds of fiction and secondhand dreams.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#8. Commitment comes as a result of choice, not conditions.

John C. Maxwell

#9. The more things you own, the more they own you.

Chuck Palahniuk

#10. I think there's something wrong with me - I like to win in everything I do, regardless of what it is. You want to race down the street, I want to beat you. If we're playing checkers, I want to win. You beat me, it's going to bother me. I just enjoy competition.

Derek Jeter

#11. When modesty has once perished, it will never revive.

Seneca The Younger

#12. The shock of the real.

Edward Abbey