Top 8 Funny Bernie Mac Quotes

#1. Am I missing an eyebrow?

Adam Savage

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#2. God loves atheists. The former ones make the most compelling theists because they're so empirically familiar with how atheists think.

Criss Jami

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#3. Close friendships with girls come early in life. After thirty it becomes harder to make new friends - there are fewer hopes, dreams or anticipations to share.

Jacqueline Susann

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#4. I have so much respect for what's funny.

Bernie Mac

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#5. Some persons are so inclined to mortify themselves that at every opportunity they have, they do so. What a beautiful practice this is, and how profitable!

Alphonsus Rodriguez

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#6. People often say that stress is a motivator. What we're referring to when we say this is really better described as stimulation and engagement.

Andrew J. Bernstein

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#7. I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

Bernie Mac

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#8. Your subconscious never sleeps. It is always on the job. It controls all your vital functions.
Forgive yourself and every one else before you go to sleep, and healing will take place much
more rapidly.

Joseph Murphy

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