Top 15 Funny Belated Quotes

#1. Sometimes, questions are more hurtful than insults.

Mitch Albom

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#2. I saw dawn upon them like the sun a vision of a time when all men walk proudly through the earth and the bombs and missiles lie at the bottom of the ocean like the bones of dinosaurs buried under the shale of eras.

Dudley Randall

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#3. Technological 'revolutions' don't really overthrow anything - they simply append a new and dynamic market to that which went before.

Nathan Myhrvold

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#4. I'm just becoming more and more aware of this truly profound responsibility that we carry as individuals. And it's a responsibility not only to ourselves and to our families, but to the billions of people who still have to come in the future who will be dealing with our legacy.

Chris Jordan

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#5. You should've seen my big hair in the 80's, that was a real project.

Mariska Hargitay

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#6. There would be nothing but darkness, same darkness as everywhere else, an enormous darkness that swallowed up the road two steps ahead of us, only a little sliver of road about the size of your tongue was spared by the darkness.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

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#7. Lust likes to rush, while love hates to wait.

Anthony Liccione

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#8. When hardship is a constant companion, joy is a welcome guest.

Sarah Fine

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#9. Don't try to make life a mathematics problem with yourself in the center and everything coming out equal. When you're good, bad things can still happen. And if you're bad, you can still be lucky.

Barbara Kingsolver

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#10. I remember Nazi election propaganda posters showing a hateful Jewish face with crooked nose.

Jack Steinberger

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#11. Soy lattes get me through my day!

Blake Lively

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#12. There were times when rehab and the halfway house were very, very tough, but I never felt that I wanted to leave.

Trinny Woodall

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#13. In the water bucket a melon and an eggplant nodding to each other

Yosa Buson

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#14. The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don't be trying all the time to fix things. What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make it stronger.

Anonymous

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#15. People should buy a house to live in, not as an investment. Property has become such a national obsession - it was the primary subject at dinner parties and how many television shows were dedicated to the market. It's not good for the economy.

Peter Hargreaves

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