Funny Beauty Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 40 Funny Beauty Quotes

#1. Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes - Author: Jeffree Star
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#2. It's funny how beauty rides the back of pain . - Author: Patricia Harman
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#3. All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy's credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye and cover-up, wouldn't be more than average-looking, but with all that stuff look too plastic to be pretty. - Author: Hannah Harrington
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#4. It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places. - Author: Karen Marie Moning
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#5. I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. - Author: Lauren Graham
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#6. I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty. - Author: Barbara Walters
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#7. She's beauty and she's the beast, rolled into one. - Author: Gena Showalter
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#8. Church socials, beauty shops and barbershops. If two guys were standing on a corner, I would cross the street to hand them campaign literature. And everywhere I went, I'd get some version of the same two questions. "Where'd you get that funny name?" And then: "You seem - Author: Barack Obama
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#9. It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#10. The gilded confines of the Beauty Hall were not my preferred habitat; like the chicken that had laid the eggs for my sandwich, I was more of a free-range creature. - Author: Gail Honeyman
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#11. All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful. - Author: Amit Kalantri
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#12. He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat. - Author: Kate Avery Ellison
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#13. We get so worried about being pretty. Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong. - Author: Britt Nicole
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#14. She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#15. Autumn
The passion
Is still flourishing in the branches
Yellow funny and daring red
The sun warms even in the days
Where the fog
Stubbornly in the morning
From a distance
A woodpecker knocks
Is the enemy of beauty - Author: Kristian Goldmund Aumann
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#16. The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty. - Author: Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
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#17. I thanked the lucky stars for my great metabolism, because Karsen had showed me pictures of her mom once and it was scary the transformation she underwent after popping three kids out. She went from a small, dainty beauty to a giant pineapple blob of a body. - Author: Holly Hood
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#18. You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be effective. Just help me figure it out, and I'll make you a rich woman. - Author: Kate Avery Ellison
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#19. You're ruining that book!" He pointed to the page I'd torn out. "That's a perfectly good book!" Holding his gaze, I reached down and ripped another page out. "I'm making roses." "Well, it's my book." "Sorry." I tore out another. - Author: Kate Avery Ellison
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#20. It does not mean you are not awesome, if no one ever appreciates your beauty. But I can see that, in your juicy eyes, funny smiles and innocent face. And I am telling you now; you are exceptionally beautiful and awesome. - Author: M.F. Moonzajer
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#21. My hair was probably a disaster and my shirt was still damp, but I didn't care. It was funny, I never cared about those things with Oliver. I didn't worry about how I looked. All that mattered was how I felt. - Author: Robin Benway
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#22. It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. - Author: Curtis Tyrone Jones
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#23. My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. - Author: Chic Murray
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#24. Good cops make their bosses look good, and Hector was a one-man beauty school. - Author: Edward Conlon
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#25. Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all. - Author: Johnny Depp
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#26. Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles - Author: Sarah Phillips
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#27. Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman. - Author: Leona Helmsley
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#28. A milli-Helen is enough beauty to launch exactly one ship - Author: Scott Westerfeld
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#29. It's funny, our beauty standard has become harder and tougher because we live in a tough age. I don't think anyone wants to walk down the street and feel vulnerable. You want to walk down the street and feel like you're in control. - Author: Tom Ford
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#30. Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete? Proving nature's laws wrong, it learned to walk without having feet. Funny, it seems to by keeping it's dreams; it learned to breathe fresh air. Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else even cared. - Author: Tupac Shakur
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#31. It's funny, isn't it," Miss Woolf whispered in Ursula's ear, "how much German music we listen to. Great beauty transcends all. Perhaps after the war it will heal all too. - Author: Kate Atkinson
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#32. You don't get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to lover her. - Author: John Green
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#33. It's a funny thing that to be a product of a fairytale romance. It's another thing to think you might find one yourself. You can read the stories and watch the movies, you can think you know how it all unfolds. But the truth is love is as much fate as it is planning, as a beauty as it is a disaster. - Author: Kiera Cass
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#34. Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts longer. - Author: Serge Gainsbourg
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#35. That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material. - Author: Jon Stewart
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#36. I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book? - Author: Stephen Colbert
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#37. Well, I'm already hoping there could be a dinner where you don't try to stab me with your fork," he said.
"You might need to make your peace with disappointment. - Author: Rosamund Hodge
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#38. Art once made a cult of beauty. Now we have a cult of ugliness instead. This has made art into an elaborate joke, one which by now has ceased to be funny. - Author: Roger Scruton
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#39. The human body is the best work of art. - Author: Jess C. Scott
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#40. Soul, love, joy and natural beauty shines first from within. Make time for quiet reflective moments. Be still and know there is more than just Botox and pink martinis for women over 40. - Author: Machel Shull
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