Top 15 Funny Barney Quotes

#1. Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

Al Franken

Funny Barney Quotes #8823
#2. And you shall find upon the beach
The traces of my dancing

Stella Benson

Funny Barney Quotes #224543
#3. The two biggest myths about me are that I'm an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I'm an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years.

Woody Allen

Funny Barney Quotes #232056
#4. To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.

Fred Allen

Funny Barney Quotes #258672
#5. Going before an audience of people who expect you to be funny is tough. Going before an audience that expect you to be boring, and then being a little funny, is much easier. I prefer easier.

Barney Frank

Funny Barney Quotes #388795
#6. You do have a story inside you; it lies articulate and waiting to be written - behind your silence and your suffering.

Anne Rice

Funny Barney Quotes #494731
#7. The World will go limping until Christ's prayer that all may be one is answered.

Charles Brent

Funny Barney Quotes #898122
#8. Since I was not able wholly to subscribe to any one set of beliefs advanced by any 'guru' I had to fall back on my own, however derivative.

Anthony Storr

Funny Barney Quotes #967053
#9. When I was here there was still a requirement that students had to swim 50 yards to graduate ... because Harry Elkins Widener had drowned with the sinking of the Titanic. And it made me very grateful at the time that he had not gone down in a plane crash.

Barney Frank

Funny Barney Quotes #972209
#10. The truest wisdom is a resolute determination.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Funny Barney Quotes #1131791
#11. The mind of the many is not the mind of God.

George MacDonald

Funny Barney Quotes #1241786
#12. She was resting at a table between numbers in the Greek nightclub where she was dancing. A little of the stage light touched her. She was very frail. She seemed to be thinking about something far away, waiting patiently for somebody to destroy her.

Denis Johnson

Funny Barney Quotes #1589840
#13. Bruce Marshall's acoustic set gets a big thumbs up from me.

Kenny Loggins

Funny Barney Quotes #1799798
#14. Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie

Barney Kessel

Funny Barney Quotes #1812968
#15. These were the companions who justified my principles, who gave me the strength to continue against any foe, real or imagined. These were the companions who fought the helplessness, the rage, and frustration.
These were the friends who gave me my life.

R.A. Salvatore

Funny Barney Quotes #1879061

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