Top 13 Funny Barmen Quotes

#1. Whimpering never kept a leaking vessel from foundering. Vigorously manning the pumps has. Get busy with your head and hands, not your chin.

B.C. Forbes

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#2. It doesn't matter that nobody sees your face or knows your name, my wide eyed child, my father said to me. You know it. You be it.
You are.

Patricia Raybon

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#3. You don't drown because you can't breathe. You drown because you try to breathe what is not breathable.

Katherine Catmull

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#4. Engineering stimulates the mind.

Bruce Dickinson

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#5. Having kids has been a turning point in my life because when I was still single, all I wanted was to impress beautiful girls.

Joe Taslim

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#6. I like a new clean book, freshly bound, particularly when I am the first to read it. I like dirty books - where other people have been before me, slipping fried eggs between the pages as markers - rather less.

Nancy Spain

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#7. He does not rule us. No one can rule us. No one can rule anyone who does not first agree to the ruling." She smiled a trace at Aeriel and patted the little camp dog, which was whining for more tidbits. "One must rule oneself.

Meredith Ann Pierce

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#8. Bonkers doesn't go by the book-he doesn't even know there is a book.

Jim Cummings

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#9. this siren totally popped a lady boner. Des

Laura Thalassa

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#10. The bird that would soar above the plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong wings.

Douglas Adams

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#11. Staring down the reality of war, far from home, asleep among strangers, that familiarity, those memories, those ties kept us going; gave us a reason to persevere; toughened us up.

Carlos Wallace

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#12. If there is anything else you desire, Your - " "I desire" - the king interrupted in a level voice - "never again to see your living face.

Megan Whalen Turner

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#13. Oh any sentimental person can cry at night, but when you begin to cry in the morning - to lie awake and cry in the morning - ...

Eleanor Hallowell Abbott

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