Top 13 Funny Barmen Quotes
#1. Whimpering never kept a leaking vessel from foundering. Vigorously manning the pumps has. Get busy with your head and hands, not your chin.
B.C. Forbes
#2. It doesn't matter that nobody sees your face or knows your name, my wide eyed child, my father said to me. You know it. You be it.
You are.
Patricia Raybon
#3. You don't drown because you can't breathe. You drown because you try to breathe what is not breathable.
Katherine Catmull
#5. Having kids has been a turning point in my life because when I was still single, all I wanted was to impress beautiful girls.
Joe Taslim
#6. I like a new clean book, freshly bound, particularly when I am the first to read it. I like dirty books - where other people have been before me, slipping fried eggs between the pages as markers - rather less.
Nancy Spain
#7. He does not rule us. No one can rule us. No one can rule anyone who does not first agree to the ruling." She smiled a trace at Aeriel and patted the little camp dog, which was whining for more tidbits. "One must rule oneself.
Meredith Ann Pierce
#8. Bonkers doesn't go by the book-he doesn't even know there is a book.
Jim Cummings
#10. The bird that would soar above the plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong wings.
Douglas Adams
#11. Staring down the reality of war, far from home, asleep among strangers, that familiarity, those memories, those ties kept us going; gave us a reason to persevere; toughened us up.
Carlos Wallace
#12. If there is anything else you desire, Your - " "I desire" - the king interrupted in a level voice - "never again to see your living face.
Megan Whalen Turner
#13. Oh any sentimental person can cry at night, but when you begin to cry in the morning - to lie awake and cry in the morning - ...
Eleanor Hallowell Abbott
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