Top 16 Funny Barbershop Quotes

#1. Humor is a petal on the flower of hope, and hope blossoms on the vine of faith. They have faith in each other and faith that life has meaning, and from this faith comes their indefatigable good humor, which is their greatest gift to each other - and to me.

Dean Koontz

Funny Barbershop Quotes #127173
#2. When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.

Abraham Joshua Heschel

Funny Barbershop Quotes #360905
#3. I graduated from the University of Whatever.

Dana Snyder

Funny Barbershop Quotes #366965
#4. What then? Joy-jaunts, impassioned flings, Love and its ecstasy, Will always have been great things, great things to me!

Thomas Hardy

Funny Barbershop Quotes #521850
#5. I'll be back as quick as I can," I said awkwardly.
"Sure."
"Stay cool."
"Don't worry, I'm not going to punch anybody."
I trotted to my car. As I slipped behind the wheel I heard the little girl ask Arnie loudly, "Why is your face all messy like that, mister?

Stephen King

Funny Barbershop Quotes #574137
#6. I'm interested in someone who's mired in grief: how do you get back to that thing that makes them warm? Because you know that's in there.

Fred D'Aguiar

Funny Barbershop Quotes #589206
#7. Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Rowan Atkinson

Funny Barbershop Quotes #660808
#8. No one is an overachiever. How can you rise above your level of competency? Everyone is an underachiever to different degrees. The harder you work, the more luck you will have.

John Wooden

Funny Barbershop Quotes #749069
#9. My father really told me, seriously, if you want something, you can have it, but you may have to work harder than anyone else around you.

T. J. Miller

Funny Barbershop Quotes #874912
#10. My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

Graham Norton

Funny Barbershop Quotes #996728
#11. By her estimation, the woman had probably been five years old during the height of the war. Listening to panicked voices in the next room. The majority of the living memories now owned by then-children.

Aimee Bender

Funny Barbershop Quotes #1210855
#12. Every man has a vocation to be someone: but he must understand clearly that in order to fulfill this vocation he can only be one person: himself.

Stephen Cope

Funny Barbershop Quotes #1303738
#13. Barack Obama inherited a bankrupt economy, a bankrupt government, and a bankrupt foreign policy.

Thomas P.M. Barnett

Funny Barbershop Quotes #1322721
#14. I've found that if you wear a beret, people think you're either a cabdriver or a producer of dirty movies.

Ernie Harwell

Funny Barbershop Quotes #1643352
#15. Napa cabbage is very beautiful, all those long, pale leaves with ruffled edges.

Nobu Matsuhisa

Funny Barbershop Quotes #1734755
#16. Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right.

Patsy Cline

Funny Barbershop Quotes #1820151

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