Top 11 Funny Banana Split Sayings

#1. When someone speaks to an introvert, her brain responds with a high level of activity. It is as if several lights start flashing on a control panel.

Laurie Helgoe

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#2. Arthur said, "Let's be cool and not get busted. I advise rest and relaxation, and definitely a bath. You guys smell like booze and cheap whores."
Dred sniffed. "He's right. We do. Woof.

Laird Barron

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#3. For a breathtaking moment;
I spoke the language of the fleeing leaves
When the sky is shrouded in darkness
Of incoming Ravens in black plumage.

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

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#4. We know when we have had enough of a friend, and we know when a friend has had enough of us. The first truth is no more palatable than the second.

Agnes Repplier

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#5. A delight to read is a great treasure.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Banana Split Sayings #620161
#6. One definition of genius is the ability to make connections that other people don't make. That ability to make connections - true learning - happens at quiet times.

Maura Nevel Thomas

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#7. Young would-be novelists and poets believe that art is eternal. Au contraire: we are in the business of ephemera, the era of floating islands of trash, and most of the things we feel deeply and inscribe on the page will disappear.

Julie Schumacher

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#8. I know death follows me, but I murder him first.

Tupac Shakur

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#9. In the future, artists will get record deals because they have fans-not the other way around ... The only memento 'kids these days' want is a selfie. It's part of the new currency, which seems to be 'how many followers you have on Instagram'.

Taylor Swift

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#10. Childhood is over when you know you're gonna die.

James O'Barr

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#11. I haven't modelled since I was 12 - that was a one-time thing, and I did it as a kid to make a little money to save up for university. Acting is my first love as well as writing and eventually producing and directing.

Kyle Schmid

Funny Banana Split Sayings #1523536

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